Oh, NOFX you make me feel 12 years old all over again.
MY THIGHS ARE SORE AS FUCK. I AM GETTING FATTER EACH DAY! I FEEL SO UGLY! But it's all alright. I'll lose weight the honest way (no drugs, no suka-ing) this time 'round..
Don't you hate those shitty morning school days, mostly Mondays, where you're hungover and out of nowhere you feel your stomach turn and your ass cheeks tremble and clench because you have to shit out all the munchies and alcohol from the nights before? And don't you also hate when you finally get to an empty bathroom and some bitch walks in and does her makeup in front of the mirrors and you're trying not to fart or shit while she's in there? Well, never fear the embarassment; just flush each time you have a monster fart or a dropping moment. It's an old trick to most but there are those clueless folk. Fuck those girls who do their makeup in the bathrooms while I need to shit!
So anyways.. I think after I get my Associate's Degree, I may not be going to State. I may join the Navy. I know I'd be such a sellout but fuck it; I need to do SOMETHING! I feel so useless while I'm at school and living off of my parents. Ugh. I don't know what to do.
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