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Thanksgiving really is a bunch of bullshit. Really, who honestly hasn't stolen from another, who hasn't purposely done something along those lines? Even the originators of this godamn holiday shat all over the 'meaning' of this day. They do one thing and do another! But fuck it. Just like every other American, I'm gonna say I'm feeling thankful, be nice to everyone until about mid-January, eat a shitload of food, and take advantage of all the store sales. Happy Thanksgiving.