Woohooooo

Fuck, man! I can't count how many times I've applied somewhere and basically got the job up until they tell me I just have to take a piss test. I'd have to think back on the last time I blazed and it ends up being like a week ago or a day ago. FML and fuck those dumb urine cleansers that don't ever work. Fuck cranberry juice and running. God. Legalize it already, damn it.