14 March 2010

Girl Confessions...

I wear thongs:I'd rather be mando
I shave my hair down there:Yee
I've danced around naked:Sure
I have watched porn:Yeah
I've skinny dippedYep
I wear makeup:Sometimes
Ive snuck out to meet boys:One boy
I keep a diary:It's a journal. Diary's too Nancy Drew for me
Chocolate makes me horney:Wtf no
Chick flicks make me cry:Some
I've drank because of a guy:Hell yeah many times. Asshole
I still need my girl time:Like omg yes
I don't need a guy to please me:Wrong!
I still have sleep overs with my girls:Yep
I've snuck a boy in my room:Yep
Guys suck:titties
My boyfriends better than yours:Sure is
I've fooled around in a truck:Yep
I have low self-esteem:Sometimes
High self esteem?Some days
Ive given a guy a fake number:Ahh yes
I have given road head:Hahahahahha yeah
Ive been hit on in public:Yep
Ive been called a slut:Uh huh
I probably deserved being called a slut:Nope
I've gone commando:Yep
I've kissed a girl:Yep
I turn myself on:I have to think of someone else
I've asked a guy for his number who I just met:Yes
I cheated on my boyfriend:Once. On, yes, THE GORILLA ASSHOLE OF LIFE
I've masterbated:Yes
I've taken dirty pictures of myself:Fuck no
My boobs are too big:No
My boobs are too small:YES
Football players are hot:Some
I have my belly button pierced:I'm too fat
I have my tongue pierced:No
I have a tattoo:Yes

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